well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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