i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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