just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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