She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.