Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here