Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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