I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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