At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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