out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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