drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
tell me about the eggs
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