she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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