I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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