I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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