People in love make me want to vomit
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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