I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Randomize
