Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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