Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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