I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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