I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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