I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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