break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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