Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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