No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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