That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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