I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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