Jerry, you need to find god
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
