I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Liz is crying about burritos again.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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