It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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