Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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