using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Of course I have a pirate flag
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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