Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar