can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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