well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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