Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
she peed on how many people?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
