Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I need to align my fucking chakras
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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