his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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