Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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