I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success