i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Green mimosas i think yes
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"