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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?

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• (949): View more from California

  Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss

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