hotel room ftw
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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