i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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