you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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