Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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