What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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