I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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