Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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