i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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