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The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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