Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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