nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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