OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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