Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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