what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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