Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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