can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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