I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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