my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Are we still banned from the library?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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