9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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